I have a few more Santa sign suggestions.
Kill a tree for Jesus
What would Jesus buy?
Show me your tits (this one was really popular last year)
What Would Jesus Buy? Hilarious. I love it!
I think "Show me your Jingle Bells" would be funnier
Hey Santa! Space just once after a period. I know you're fucking old. But, the double space rule died out with the manual typewriter. You only need one space after a period when typing on a computer.
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